NAOMI CAMPBELL IS DANGEROUS

In 2000, Naomi Campbell pleaded guilty to assaulting her assistant with a telephone and threatening to throw her out of a moving car.  In March 2005, Campbell slapped a different assistant and beat her with a BlackBerry.  Later in 2005, Campbell punched Italian actress Yvonne Sciò, leaving her "covered in blood".  Sciò claimed: "She punched me in the face. She was like Mike Tyson."  On March 30, 2006 in New York City, Campbell was arrested for assaulting her housekeeper with a jewel-encrusted cell phone.  On October 25, 2006, Campbell was arrested in London on suspicion of assault.  On November 14, 2006, another former Campbell housekeeper filed chargers against Campbell for being violent and bigoted.

Oh hey guess what happened today…

Naomi Campbell was arrested at Heathrow Airport this afternoon after allegedly SPITTING at a police officer.  Naomi first kicked off in BA's first class lounge after being told that one of her three bags had not made it onto the flight.  Despite apologies and assurances she would be reunited with her luggage, the temperamental supermodel flew into a rage.  Three officers from the MET's SO18 Aviation security branch then came onto the plane.  They tried to calm the model down, but she is alleged to have reacted by spitting at an officer and then laying into him with her fists.  Frenzied Naomi was bought under control after a struggle and then physically hauled off the plane.

It's always a solid idea to assault the police officers sent to calm you down.  Also, call the judge a fag when you get to court, then kick the warden in his balls on day one in jail.  It let's them know you mean business.  Go on Naomi, do it.  I've got a good feeling about this.