HMMM…

April 23, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

It seems weird that Britney Spears went to the beach in a bikini and no one saw it but Star, but whatever, because they say this week that her dieting and exercise is paying off. You know, despite all evidence to the contrary. Star says…

Britney Spears has been dieting and working out — and it shows! In the new issue of Star, we have world exclusive photos of Britney rocking her hot new bikini body at a Malibu beach. And while she's not there yet, she has dropped 20 pounds, the cellulite is gone and her dancer's legs are back!

Um … dancers legs? They must mean like the dancing bear at the circus. Who technically doesn’t even really dance. They just put a cowboy hat on him and he walks around. I’m sorry, but that’s bullshit. I was promised dancing. You circus guys are god damn liars!!!!

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