AMY WINEHOUSE IS UNDER ARREST

Amy Winehouse was arrested today on suspicion of assault after she allegedly punched one man in the face and headbutted another Wednesday night.  She spoke to police around 2pm and agreed to turn herself in, but this is Amy Winehouse, so she then instead went to a bar, had her hair done, and went to McDonalds with her godchild.  She eventually met with police at around 5:30, and was promptly arrested.  The Sun UK…

A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said: “A 24-year-old woman has been arrested on suspicion of assault after attending a central London police station by appointment. She is currently in custody.”Earlier a spokesman for the singer said she would be attending the police station voluntarily by appointment with the police.

If London is anything like LA she’ll be out by the time you read this, and in fact the cops will have to wash her car or made her breakfast in bed or something as an apology, but they should lock her ass up.  Just look at her.  She’s guilty of something.  I don’t know what but something.  Innocent people look like Dr. Drew.  Amy Winehouse has done something, and it was bad.  They should arrest her just for those shorts.