WINONA WONT STOP STEALING

Six years ago, Winona Horowitz, better known as Winona Ryder, was arrested for shoplifting around 6000 dollars worth of clothes from Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills.  She was convicted of grand theft and vandalism and sentenced to pay fines and three years of probation.  Oh, hey guess what…

The 36-year-old actress was spotted leaving a Hollywood store with make-up on her that she hadn't paid for, according to a US report.(She) recently set off the security alarm at Hollywood CVC Pharmacy after making several purchases. According to the National Enquirer, when she left the store, she set off an alarm that drew the attention of a security guard.A store employee is quoted as saying: "Winona had a bag of stuff, but she set off the theft alarm when she left the store. "When a security guard stopped her, he found make-up she had not paid for."And when she was asked about the make-up, Winona answered: "I don't know how that happened."The store employee added: "We took unpaid items back and she left the store."

You know you have a problem when you're rich and stealing makeup from CVS.  What does Cover Girl eyeliner cost?  I think it's like a dollar, and it comes with a free dollar inside.  That crazy bitch will be stealing your morning paper next, or pointing behind you and then taking a bite out of your sandwich.  Then you'll say, "Winona, did you just take a bite of my sandwich?"  And she'll say, "ruuut?  Rut roo ru mean?"