VICTORIA BECKHAM SOUNDS FUN

I’ve never thought about it before, but if I had, I would have guessed that Posh Spice and David Beckham would have a pretty boring sex life.  They’re just too neat and pretty.  I’ve dated girls who weren’t as clean and pretty as David, and that’s not flattering for anyone involved.  But apparently, they’re a couple of perverts.  The Sun UK says:

The couple visited the Pleasure Chest adult superstore in Hollywood at the weekend.A source said: “David grabbed a small shopping basket and stocked up on some goods. Victoria was very vocal, cracking jokes constantly.“They seemed to know exactly what they wanted and after asking an assistant where items were, they grabbed what they came for.”

These two perverts better be careful. I think he can get pregnant if she uses a strap-on.