THE CLASSYCAT DOLLS

The Pussycat Dolls had their fashion show yesterday at LA Fashion Week, and it was a typically somber and understated affair.  All the models were ugly and the fashion was hideous, so if that was the goal, Mission Accomplished!  I think my favorite of the ugly models was either this basically naked chick or this chick with stretch marks.  I assume her c-section scars or knife wounds are there too, but that should only be considered an optimistic guess.  The only people who would wear this insane crap are the pussycat dolls, and they’re already there, so why even have a show.  Why do they even get a show.  Their gimmick is that they’re singers who look like strippers, but they can't sing and they don't strip.  Real strippers are hotter with better music and they’ll show you their vaginas for 20 dollars because they dropped out of high school. Advantage = Real Strippers.