SOME GUY USED TO DO SOMETHING

The Daily News quotes a report by the Associated Press saying that American Idol finalist David Hernandez, "appeared fully nude and performed lap dances for the club's mostly male clientèle" at a gay strip club in Phoenix (*).  The story was seemingly first reported by the scourge of American Idol, Vote For The Worst.  This is mostly noteworthy because David claims to be straight.  A few quotes from VFTW:

Since we posted the article, we've gotten nothing but confirmation posts from people coming out of the woodwork, and we learned his stripper name was Caden:tk_az– "He most definitely was a stripper at Dick's Cabaret. And he is a prick too. Gave me a lap dance one night that I didn't even ask for, then demanded $40 for it."AZBornAndRaised– "These "rumors" are 100% TRUE! I personally saw him at Dick's Caberet where his boyfriend actually stripped, too. Both of them are totally hot!"PhoenixBoi– "I will 100% confirm this rumor is true too! I met him at Burn about a year ago when he worked there. I also encountered him at Dick's Cabaret about 6 months ago. “Caden” gave me one of the best lap dances ever and I will never forget it. He said he was bi, but I could care less."admdavid– "Yes, he is/was a stripper at Dick's. He has a very hot boyfriend. He's sung karaoke at BS West with his very hot boyfriend looking on. I've run into him at Amsterdam and Charlie's before, too."

If all of that isn’t proof enough, just look at those jazz hands.  That, my friends, is a guy who jacks guys off, no doubt about it.  And he does it with Razzmatazz.

(*) editors note – Ryan also lives in Phoenix.  Coincidence?  Maybe, maybe not.