SO WHAT’S THE DEAL HERE

The Sun UK is reporting an exclusive today, saying they know the real reason Amy Winehouse's cheek has been so fucked up lately (decent pictures here and here).  Her spokesperson told the media she was suffering from something called "impetigo", which I don't think is even a real thing.  The truth?  According to the Sun, the daffy bitch put a cigarette out on it.

The gross piece of self-harming came in front of stunned diners in a London restaurant.The troubled star was with pals when she was asked THREE TIMES by staff to put out her Marlboro Light because of the smoking ban.As she received her final warning, Amy stared straight into the waitress’s eyes and pushed the burning tip of the fag into her own face.  (wwtdd editors note – "fag"!  tehehehehe!)A source at the diner said: “She hardly flinched because she was so high. The whole place was open-mouthed in horror.”Amy tried to conceal the wound with foundation — but it has now apparently become infected, causing the swelling on her cheek.

Whatever, because I think that's a ninja behind her in that picture up top.  That bitch better run.