NO WAY

Five months ago Paris Hilton swore she was on her way to Rwanda to help … whatever it is Rwanda needs help with.  What is this, Jeopardy.  Leave me alone.  She said:

"There are a lot of bad people in L.A.," she says. "Before, my life was about having fun, going to parties—it was a fantasy. But when I had time to reflect, I felt empty inside. I want to leave a mark on the world."

Brace yourself, because that trip never happened.  And yet today she really is in Africa, but only because her boyfriend went.  Monsters and Critics says:

US socialite Paris Hilton plays with school children from the Jakaranda Kinder Huis school in Pretoria, South Africa, 20 March 2008. Paris confirmed she was in the country with boyfriend Benji Madden as he and his band, Good Charlotte, are to perform at My Coke Fest over the Easter weekend.

Well no damn wonder.  It's called "Coke Fest".  Remember this guy?  Thats what Paris was thinking.  She got tricked.  Shes only with those little kids because she thinks they may have some weed.