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March 3, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
I'm consistently amazed when big celebrities are photographed doing normal things like shopping at Target. I don’t know why. I just assumed there was some Prada version of Target where Baked Lays and astroglide came in deer leather cases with gold accents, and that’s where people like Posh shopped. The other day at Lowes I passed some 16-year-old who worked there and he was showing this hot MILF around and all I heard was, "the Kohler has an amazing flush capacity, I’m not sure how much you know about toilets…" You know that dude totally hit that shit. Hm. I guess that story isn't really related, is it? Oh well. Moving right along.