JOHN MAYER IS SUBTLE

Us magazine and the Sun among others seem to think that a blog entry by John Mayer is about Jessica Simpson.  In it, he posts a letter which asks an ex girlfriend to leave him alone, but he never comes out and gives a name.  He's run through some pretty famous ass, including Jessica, Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Minka Kelly.  Really it could be about anyone, but it's probably about your mom (zing!).  He explains:

"I was sitting in the airport lounge this morning when I started scribbling out lyrics and such … Don't read too far into this on a personal level (there are no hidden messages) … I just thought it sums up how crazy love can be."

And the letter says:

“Dear Ex Lover,“Perhaps you didn't understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I'll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore.“I don't know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I'm done trying.“I hope this is enough closure for you.“Goodbye.“P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me."

Oh, I know where to find you all right.  And you know where to find me … AND OUR BABY!  *DUN-DUN-DUN*

Wait, I’m a dude.  Okay never mind.