JENNIFAA YOPEZ IS LYING

I don’t know how or why, but I know that somehow Jennifer Lopez is lying about how many idiots bought the People magazine with her and her new fug ass kids on the cover.  Jossip says:

We’re hearing People’s J. Lo twins issue moved between two and three million copies at the newsstand, according to multiple scan data sources.  By comparison, Nicole Richie’s baby issue is said to have sold 1.8 million at the newsstand, while Christina Aguilera’s moved an estimated 1.3 million.

You can tell someone is lying, and someone is an idiot, because they give an estimate, and the second number is 50 percent higher than the first.  WTF kind of estimate is that?  JLo has to be behind this.  She's the only one dumb enough.  "JLo, how many magazines did you sell?"  "Between 2 and 3 million."  "JLo, how many arms do you have?"  "Between 2 and 3."  "JLo, how tall is your husband?"  "He's like 6 feet, maybe 9.  Wait, yeah, 9.  He's 9 feet tall."