HALLE BERRY IS A MOM

God it seems like this chick has been pregnant for years now, but last night Halle Berry finally gave birth, to a baby girl, at Cedars Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles.  She is 41, the father is 32-year-old male model Gabriel Aubry.  All are said to be doing well.  People magazine says:

Berry and the Aubry met while shooting a Versace ad in Los Angeles in November 2005 and first stepped out publicly together three months later at the February 2006 opening of a Versace boutique in New York City. Berry first announced her pregnancy in September last year, when she was three months along.

This is troubling news for perverts everywhere, who were convinced Shiloh Jolie Pitt would be the sexiest baby ever.  Will this little girl and her fabulous genetics be even hotter?  Do Halle and Gabriel think they can just come into my life and turn my world upside down?  Can humans even rest their eyes upon such beauty, or is it reserved for the council of heaven?  These answers and more on the next … TYLER DURDEN!