HAHAHA, YOU SUCK PARIS

Paris Hilton and her super cool boyfriend Benji “I buy my rock and roll clothes at the mall” Madden were in Berlin this weekend, and Paris reportedly ate the ground while running away from the paparazzi.  There’s no video of it but the picture above is on a bunch of her fan sites.  It’s as close as we get to seeing it.  The paparazzi need to step it up.  This is why they're there.  Embarrassing shit like this.  Fake it if you have too.  Knock that bitch out and have her wake up the next day in a tub of ice and a note taped to her chest, telling her if she wants her liver back she has to walk around naked making beep beep boop robot noises and walking real stiff.  Or something. 

(Video of Benjis heart felt plea to the pap's after Paris fell down here.  Warning – it's touching, and may bring you to tears.)