HAHAHA, PART 2 – UPDATE!

March 31, 2008 | Photos | editor | 0 Comments

I don't know what this newspaper is because it's written in some kind of demon language, but KalousekV was sexy enough to send it over and treat us all to a picture of Paris Hilton falling on her fat stupid face and then wincing in pain. She eats it so completely it doesn't even look like she fell. it looks like she just appeared there somehow, like she teleported there. Based on my award winning knowledge of science, it would appear she fell over because her diseased womb is slowly killing her. For real. Just do the math, man.

AWESOME UPDATE – now with 3 times the floor eating action!

Tags: paris hilton

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