FINALLY. KFED TO STAR ON BROADWAY.

New reports today say that Kevin Fdederline may make his Broadway debut in the stage version of "Legally Blonde" this September.  Why a Tony-nominated musical would do this isn't quite clear (drugs?), but Us magazine says:

“He’s so excited!” a Federline source tells Us. The former backup dancer and aspiring hip-hop artist will test his song-and-dance chops in a trio of roles — including the UPS guy who inspires the “bend and snap.” “This is his chance to show the world what he can do,” says a pal.

I think that may have been the problem.  Up until now, he's only had like 800 chances to show the world what he can do.  But just you wait until September.  He needs to lose 50 pounds, then wake up one day magically knowing how to sing and act, but then he's all set.  Either that or they can write a part for someone to stare blankly at the other actors while they wait for him and then nervously knock stuff over during the dance numbers.  If one of those two things happens, I would even dare to say he CAN'T fail.