BRITNEY IS FREE! SORTA!

OK magazine has a story this week talking about all the changes in Britney’s life ever since her dad took over her estate.  No more all night partying, no more insane shopping sprees, no more endless photo ops at Starbucks and gas stations.  She had a well received guest appearance on "How I Met Your Mother", she's in talks to open her own dance studio, and now her dad is even letting her drive again.  All the way to the corner and back.

Even Brit's father, Jamie Spears, seems to be loosening up on his rules — a bit."Britney is addicted to driving," an insider tells OK!. "Initially, her father wouldn't let her drive at all, but he knows how much she loves it and it calms her, so he's softened the restriction. He now lets her toodle around the block in her gated community."

Britney has two kids and she may be worth as much as a hundred million dollars, yet is so dumb she’s trusted less than a 5 year old with a Big Wheel.  They even give the 5 year old a siren.  Britney just has to yell VROOM VROOM out of the corner of her mouth.  She's amazing.