ASHLEE SIMPSON WAS SCARED

Back in September, I got an email from a guy working in the studio with Ashlee Simpson (here) who said she was drunk and high most of the time, so it came as no surprise when she appeared on a DC radio station last week and everyone thought she was drunk and high (you can hear it here).  Anyway, the point being is she's now denying anything and everything on her myspace.

The night before I had a good friend come to my hotel to give me a tattoo. When I arrived to the radio station I showed them the tattoo I got the night before. It is my belief that they automatically assumed that because I got a tattoo I must have drank that night. I would never get a tattoo after drinking nor would a reputable tattoo artist do a tattoo after someone was drinking. When I walked into the radio station I was thrown into the interview. They didn't even introduce themselves to me before starting it, and just put me on the air. I felt bad energy and like I was about to be attacked as soon as I sat down. I felt uncomfortable.

You really need to listen to how vanilla and boring this fuckin show is to understand why this is dumb.  They don't do anything.  It's exactly like every other local morning radio show.  These people are as edgy as Garfield.  She might as well say she felt threatened by the coffee maker or a kitty cat magnet she thinks she saw on the fridge.