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March 18, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
The Daily Mail has some pictures of Amy Winehouse walking the streets of London, her arms scratched to hell with fresh cuts and some alien like infection breaking out across her face, in what appears to be a faithful recreation of "Shaun of the Dead". I assume at some point some coroner was leaning over her with her chest spread open and then Amy's eyes popped open and she grabbed the coroner by the throat and then bit into his arm. That's the thing about zombies, they always attack when you least suspect it. We try to stop them but you know those zombies, stubborn stubborn stubborn, bite bite bite.