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February 15, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Katie Price, aka Jordan, held a book signing this morning in London for her third autobiography, and at first I thought it would be cool if all book signings had chicks with big boobs and outfits that didn’t even remotely come close to covering them, so their huge boobs fell out of their little outfit every time they raised their arms, which will be a lot, but if all book signings had that, books would probably cost like 200 dollars each. As I understand it, they cost less than that now.