PAM ANDERSON IS EASILY TRICKED

Pam Anderson is considering a two day run working at a fully nude strip club in Paris, setting up what is sure to be the sexiest story of 1998.  The Sun UK says:

The former Baywatch actress has signed up for four performances at Le Crazy Horse cabaret club on February 13 and 14, after club owner Andree Diessenberg saw her assisting magician HANS KLOK in his Las Vegas show last year. Andree said: “Pamela chose the dates herself. But when I saw her onstage, I said to myself right away, 'I have to put her onstage.' What a knockout!

The Crazy Horse guy should drop the charade and admit he just wants to see Pam Andersons trap.  He acts like he just found out about her for the first time, like this stupid magic show was such a feast for the eyes he just had to get a part of it.  Hans Klok was also on stage during the Hans Klok magic show, yet you don’t see anyone asking him to strip.  At least not until he stops being so stuck up and opens my fan letters.  What a jerk!