NO FREAKIN WAY

If you don't now who Nadine Coyle is, your life isn’t as happy as it could be.  She's one of the three hot pieces in the Brit girl band Girls Aloud.  I have no idea if she can sing, she might not even have a tongue for all I know, but I do know she's hot and has charmingly bad taste in boyfriends.  She dated Jesse Metcalfe for the longest time, and now the Daily Mail says…

Meanwhile Cheryl's fellow Girls Aloud member Nadine Coyle is still in LA. The 22-year-old missed the Brits, claiming she had lost her passport.  But it has been rumoured that there might be a more romantic reason behind the snub. She is now reportedly dating Hollywood actor Josh Hartnett.

Between his squinty eyes and creepy thin mouth, Josh Hartnett looks like an equals sign come to life, so I have no idea how he’s managed to run through so much championship level kitty, all I know is I think I have a real shot to get on Nadine.  I'm at least as interesting as those two dorks, meaning I’m at least as interesting as a piece of wood.  (and yes, this was all just a poorly thought out and executed excuse to post a pictures of Nadine Coyle in a bikini, because there aren’t many.  Full size here.  The rest are her performing at T4 on the Beach, whatever the fuck that is)