KATHERINE MCPHEE GOT MARRIED

Unbelievably, Katherine McTits actually married her longtime boyfriend Nick Cokas (this dork) late Saturday afternoon in Beverly Hills, and I say "unbelievably" because he's almost twice her age.  She is 23, he is 42.

"(Nick) is the love of my life," McPhee gushed to PEOPLE. "This is a once in a lifetime occasion and everything is just perfect." McPhee wore a strapless ivory Manuel Mota gown and Neil Lane jewels (diamond and platinum chandelier earrings and diamond and platinum bracelets), while Cokas wore an Armani tuxedo. Fellow season five Idol contestants Kellie Pickler and Mandisa were among the 305 guests on hand for the nuptials. McPhee and Cokas met in 2005 when they performed in a Los Angeles theater production of "The Ghost and Mrs. Muir". Their union began as a friendship and blossomed when McPhee auditioned for American Idol later that year.

These pictures (courtesy of bauer-griffin) are her leaving for her honeymoon yesterday, a process that apparently includes seducing airport security.  She looks pretty cute here.  She has kind of a big ass, but still, it's like that old saying:  "I wouldn't mind placing my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean".  On a side note, "The Ghost and Mrs Muir" is a really good movie.  Rex Harrison is fucking cool and Gene Tierney had enormous tits.   It's a good date movie because it's real sweet.  And the girl will be all like, "awww".  And then she'll wanna do it.

(and if you're wondering, no, you can't see anything on her drivers license in the UHQ version of picture 4)