JANE FONDA IS A LADY

Stop for a second and think back to all the times you've heard the word "cunt" on national television.  Specifically, NBC morning television.  Yeah.  Yeah, not that many is it?  But this is apparently news to Jane Fonda, who thinks you can say "cunt" on the Today Show.  And I don't mean she said it as in, "I was cunt-inuing to support the north Vietnamese as they killed Americans…"  I mean she just blurts out "cunt" for no real reason.  She's talking about "The Vagina Monologues" and says she had never seen the play before she was asked to participate in it, then says she lives in Georgia, and she was offered to do a play named "Cunt".  Which doesn't make a lick of sense.  I get how the words "Vagina" and "Cunt" are somewhat related but "The Vagina Monologues" and "Cunt" aren't even close.  If someone walked up to Jane and said "cunt" – as I imagine they did – they weren't inviting her onstage.  Calling someone names is not the same thing as offering them a job.  You're not gonna go to NASA and hear, "why don't you stop being such a fag … and start, exploring the cosmos!"

(i cant help but think that me typing "cunt" this many times will help my google traffic.  cunt cuntity cunt cunt cunt!  also, thanks to rowdy for the link, and for sounding like a guy who could kick some ass in a bar fight)

UPDATE – so apparently there is a monologue in this called "cunt", and thats what fonda was referring to, but its with no small amount of pride that i wouldn't know that because ive never seen this wicca hippie nonsense.  but thx to everyone who emailed me with the shocking truth.