EXCUSE HER BEAUTY

February 7, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Jennifer Lopez and her sexy husband went to some UNICEF charity thing sponsored by Madonna and Gucci in New York City last night, and let me be the first to say, HAHAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHA YOU FAT BITCH! That baby is gonna weigh more than Marc Anthony. Hell, JLos giant underwear probably weighs more than Marc Anthony. I just wanna smack her in the head then run backwards and watch her have a heart attack while she lumbers towards me, clutching her chest with one hand and flailing away towards me with the other. And since everyone hates JLo, a fun time will be had by all!

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