EVA MENDES IS IN REHAB

Various sources say today that not only has Eva Mendes gone to rehab for substance abuse, but she's already been there for a few weeks.  What a big star!  TMZ says:

We're told the "Ghost Rider" star is at the famous Cirque Lodge, near Sundance. The Lodge, which treated Lindsay Lohan and other stars, is one of the most respected treatment facilities in the country.  Eva has been at Cirque for several weeks.

Eva Mendes has always seemed a little odd, so maybe she was just high the whole time.  She always looks a little baked in her pictures, like she's trying to seduce you, starring into the camera like she's your secret lover.  And hell, maybe she wants to be, who knows what passions are burning in her heart!