BRITNEY IS DOING GREAT

One of the most despicable rumors you heard after Britney Spears was held in the UCLA psyche ward was that her behavior has been so erratic because her "friend" Sam Lufti drugged her to keep her in a constant daze and dependent on him.  And now some disturbing reports are coming out that may lend some credence to that.  Hollyscoop says:

This past weekend Spears and her dad Jamie hit up The Social restaurant in Hollywood for some late night grub.  Our spies overheard Spears asking the general manager of the restaurant "how long they had been open" and "what was upstairs." She complimented the manager on the restaurant and told him she thought it was beautiful inside. The manager, who was clearly confused by her comments, politely replied, "Thank You."The Social is the same place Britney shot her music video "Piece of Me" back in November of '07. Spears was more than 12 hours late to the shoot but was eventually driven there by douchbag Sam Lutfi. She arrived in her pajamas at 8:35PM and stayed until 6:30AM.Sadly Britney has no recollection of ever being at the venue. She spent more than 9 hours 'upstairs' shooting her music video but doesn't recall ever being there.

It's entirely possible that Britney is just dumb and doesn't recognize a place where she made a video just four months ago, but it seems more likely that she was high.  Whether she did some drugs intentionally or Lufti snuck them into her secretly, I don't pretend to know, but maybe some torture will loosen his lips.  One good way is to take a bat and hit him in his nuts.  The key is to swing the bat and whack his nuts very very hard.  His nuts will beg for mercy upon impact, and that's when you ask your question again.  Feel free to consult these notes if you get confused, and good luck.