AMY WINEHOUSE IS DOING GREAT

This has been an eventful week for Amy Winehouse.  Wednesday she was given the job of singing the theme song for the next James Bond movie, then Thursday she learned she was denied a visa to get into the United States to perform at the Grammy Awards this Sunday, then today she learned she will be able to perform live on the Grammys, but via satellite from London.  All this while still in rehab for her addiction to god knows how many drugs.  People says:

"I'm raring to go and really excited to be performing at my first Grammy Awards," Winehouse said in a statement released Friday. "I'd like to thank everyone for their support over the last couple of weeks. I'm really sorry I can't be there but I appreciate that I'm being given a second chance via satellite," said Winehouse, who is nominated for six Grammys, including record of the year and best pop vocal album for Back to Black.In preparation for her performance, Winehouse will leave the rehab facility in central London where she has been recovering for the past two weeks, according to her rep. "She is feeling great, looking healthy and looking forward to doing what she does best," says the rep.

This bitch has been given a hundred chances and she's wasted them all, and this Sunday will probably be no different.  She'll get drunk or high or drunk and high and do what she always does on stage, which is stand wobbling on stage and mumbling "rummmmmaaa rammmmaaa wuzzle wozzlllee…"  It looks more like a witch doctor casting a spell than it does a girl singing.