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January 24, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Britney was at Petco yesterday, doing what she does best. Namely, not wearing a bra to flash her tits and gettin' me all hot. The wig, the gum, the sickly complexion and the dog food – it all works. It's like if you turned her around you’d find a control panel on her back where they keep her robot brain. She’s just too hot to be real!
(and yes, not only did she park her fabulous car in a handicapped parking space, she parked it in two. why? because fuck those squeaky bastards, thats why.)