PARIS HILTON IS GOING TO HARVARD

Every year those unfunny bourgeois cunts at Harvard hold the Hasty Pudding Awards and present a Man and Woman of the Year.  Last year it was Ben Stiller and Scarlett Johansson.  And the male writers of the Lampoon get dressed up, but get this, they dress up as ladies!  Can you imagine, a gentlemen … dressed up as a lady!  My monocle almost popped out of my eye when I saw it!  It was so scandalous and shocking, I almost fainted on one of the peacocks!

The Harvard Lampoon, the world's oldest continuously published humor magazine, has reportedly named Paris Hilton "Woman of the Year," according to United Press International.Paris is reportedly scheduled to accept the award in front of a large Harvard student body in the middle of Harvard Square on February 6, according to Regent Releasing, who are behind her new comedy, "The Hottie and the Nottie." Her new film opens across the country on February 8.

I'd rather see the Green River Killer honored than this whore.  Or Hitler.  Or the Devil.  At least they had some initiative, some oomph and "can do" spirit.