PAM ANDERSON IS SINGLE, PREGNANT

Just about a month ago, Pam Anderson filed for divorce from Rick Solomon, whom she had married just two months before in a move that caught most by surprise because they had barely just met.  The divorce was called off a few days later, but now the marriage is done once and for all.  Oh, and she’s pregnant, but you probably remember that part from the headline.  TMZ says:

…sources (say) she is now moving forward with the divorce, even though we know she's pregnant with his baby.Salomon has told friends he believes she is "acting crazy" because of the pregnancy and hopes she will settle back into the marriage. Interestingly, in her divorce petition, Anderson asked for spousal support but not child support.

People always laugh at me because I don't have a wife or a girlfriend or know any girls or ever talk to any girls, but then you see all this crazy heartache.  Who's laughing now!  I don't even want kids anyway.  I like to think that my RC cars are my children, and astronomy my one true love.  I'm a winner!