NAKED BRITNEY PICS FOR SALE

News of this sale was first rumored on Monday, and now X17online is reporting that an Australian magazine has bought several "semi-nude" photos of Britney Spears, taken by Adnan Ghalib, the paparazzi who suddenly became her best friend in the world 2 weeks ago.  X17 says:

And here's what we're told about the "semi-nude" photos: there are shots of Britney wearing just a t-shirt — we guess it's the night she was with him on the balcony, sharing the lollipop and she was wearing a t-shirt with no pants and a jacket.Now Adnan's agency is hoping to launch a website based on their big exclusive — they've got one photo up and a single story "announcing" Adnan's relationship with Britney (a little late, now that it seems to be over since Brit apparently realized Adnan's cashing in on her ass, literally).

Adnan was originally asking 5 million dollars for the pics, but the Aussie mag paid just 57,000.  Two American magazines have already been offered the pics but both passed because, "the photos weren't any good."  And just to clarify how spellbindingly dumb Britney is, lets recap:  a paparazzi whom she had known for two weeks got her mostly naked then took intimate pictures of her, and only days later did she realize that was possibly suspicious.  Honest to god, if a bear could make brownies, we'd see a trail of brownies leading from Britney's house to a cave, and inside there would be a bear picking his teeth with a toothpick and wearing that god damn pink wig.