HERE COMES THE CRAZY

Britney Spears broke down in tears and wandered around outside her Beverly Hills home while clutching her little dog then sat on the curb and cried some more while her parents and pregnant 16-year-old sister gathered to stage an intervention to get her mental illness treated.  Looks like someone’s got a case of the Mundays!  People magazine says:

The trouble began Monday evening, when Spears and her confidante Sam Lutfi went for a short drive around Beverly Hills. When they returned to her Summit home at around 6 p.m., the visibly distraught singer jumped out of the white Mercedes near the guard gate.Spears, clutching her Yorkie puppy London, wandered around with tears in her eyes and, at one point, sat down on the curb. "She looked completely lost," says an on-scene source. She later hopped into a car with another photographer, Filipe Teixeira, who gave her a lift to Ralph's supermarket, before bringing her home. He and another photographer pal were then invited inside, where they spent the remainder of the night.Thirty minutes later, the scene became even more surreal when Spears's paparazzi pal Adnan Ghalib – who'd been noticeably absent in recent days – showed up at the house, but was turned away at the gate.(Ghalib) proceeded to show his fellow photographers a series of text messages allegedly from Lutfi, who calls Ghalib a "manic trigger" for Spears and adds ominously that any further contact between the two "will kill her."

Oh and it gets better…

But Britney's night was far from over. Her father Jamie and mother Lynne arrived around 9pm.  The family reunion didn't last long, however – as Spears, clutching a bag, bolted from the mansion, says a source. She hopped into a car with Ghalib and the two sped off.

At some point, this natural born entertainer will cease being interesting.  We have yet to reach that point, as she continues her quest to slay that dragon called Standing Still.  They should find a way to pump some crazy circus music in whenever this chick is around.  Because that's what I hear in my head whenever I look at her anyway.

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