GOLLY, HOW SHOCKING

Britney Spears has been telling people that the photographer who she's been hanging out lately is the only person she trusts and is her, "only friend in the world" (source).  They even spent the weekend in Desert Springs together after she was released form the hospital Saturday.  And given Britney’s history of smart personal choices, it's no surprise that her new BFF is attempting to broker a million dollar deal for private pictures of her.  The Daily Mail says:

The troubled star is holed up in Hollywood with Adnan Ghalib, 35, just days after going berserk at her home, and refusing to hand over her sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James to father Kevin Federline in a four-hour stand-off with police.The mother of two, who ripped an IV from her arm and refused further treatment at the weekend, has told loved ones that married Ghalib and his fellow photographers are the only people she trusts now. But reports are coming out of America that Ghalib has been trying to broker a million-dollar deal for exclusive photos of Britney in her secret hideaway.

God, how bad can Britney really be?  Is she really so awful to hang out with that she has no friends, none, at all.  Even Hitler had a girlfriend.  I'm not gonna lie, I'm morbidly curious to hang out with her, just to see.  If we haven't stabbed a cop in the neck with a pencil by 10am, I'm gonna be profoundly disappointed.