CONGRATULATIONS! (UPDATE X 2)

Britney Spears was seen at her home away from home (Rite-Aid) on Monday night, and now Breathe Heavy has screen-caps of what she was shopping for.  Pregnancy tests.  Please keep in mind that this was the very same day the courts had to step in and take away her other two kids.  But I bet the third one with the guy she barely knows will be different.  I've just got a good feeling.

WHITE TRASH UPDATE – All of this fits in nicely with this weeks OK! cover story, which claims Britney is planning to get pregnant with her new boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib.  OK! excitedly says (!):

Now the pop star has lost both custody and visitation rights with her precious sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James and, as an insider reveals only in the new issue of OK!, friends fear she may seek to heal her loneliness by having another child — this time with her married paparazzo boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib!"Britney hates when things are taken from her," a family member of Kevin Federline tells OK!. "The court's taken Preston and Jayden away, so she'll just have another kid to take their place. That's the way she thinks."

Honest to god, if this chick has another son, I'm gonna stuff her vagina with dynamite.

SEXY NEW UPDATE – now with boring video!