BRITNEYS SUICIDE NOTE

Life and Style says they’ve been told of a suicide note written by Britney Spears two days before her standoff with the police and subsequent stay in a psychiatric ward on January 3rd.  They say it was left on her bathroom counter and found by her friend, Sam Lufti.

“The letter was very sad," says a friend. "It was filled with reasons why she shouldn't live, including lines from poems about death. She said in it she was sorry for never making her life what everyone else wanted. She mentioned how lonely and unfair life could be, how peaceful death seems and how your mind would finally be at ease." The friend adds, "She went on and on about wanting to just rest in peace."

Whatever.  She probably just saw a menu with Death by Chocolate on it and she doesn't know what the hell that means but chocolate is good and she loves attention so this seems to combine both.  "Ima do it, yule be sorry!"  Then she'll drop her face in the cake.  Two minutes later she'll pull her head back, frosting all over her face, gasping for air.  "Oh ma god.  Heaven look jus like Chiles.  I knew it would."