BRITNEYS OTHER PERSONALITY IS NICE

OK! magazine has what might be the definitive Britney Spears story of all time.  I dare anyone to top this.

Just before midnight on Jan. 19, Britney Spears popped open several bottles of champagne inside her Beverly Hills mansion and invited six members of the paparazzi into her home for a party.The stunned photographers were asked to leave their cameras outside, but otherwise to enjoy themselves. And enjoy themselves they did! The group, accompanied by Brit's friend Sam Lutfi, drank, smoked, ate leftovers from the fridge and laughed for about two hours.Then, just as suddenly as it had begun, the party came to a screeching halt. "Britney went into her bedroom and came out in a different pair of jeans and her pink wig," one of the photogs tells OK!. "Her eyes went wide and she was yelling, 'How the f**k did you get in here? Get the f**k out! Sam, get them out! Why are they eating my food? Get them out!'"Britney's complete 180-degree turn was shocking. "One person walked into that bedroom, someone else walked out," one of the photographers tells OK!. "It was scary."

Hopefully some of her other personalities will be more entertaining, like maybe a Vietnamese prostitute or something.  Because all Britney will know is the stereotype, which means it will just be her pulling her eyes back and saying "hey soldier boy, you want good time?  Me sucky sucky!"