BRITNEY IS FREE, HIGH ON LIFE

People magazine says that Britney Spears was not high when she held police on a four hour standoff Thursday night.  She tested clean for any illegal substances during her weekend stay at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.  She was released early Saturday morning and spent the rest of the weekend in Palm Desert.  People says

"She tested clean," the source says. "This lady is as clean as clean can be, and has been for some time."  The source adds the pop star never threatened suicide during the four-hour standoff at her Studio City home Jan. 3, saying such rumors were "bull—-."Spears, 26, was hospitalized early the morning of Jan. 4 under California's "5150 Hold," in which she was deemed a danger to herself or others and could be held for 72 hours for evaluation. Based on officers' observations at the scene, police said she appeared to be "under the influence of an unknown substance."Spears left the hospital on Saturday, well before the 72 hours. Patients can be released early if doctors determine they no longer require treatment or evaluation.

God only knows why they're bragging about Britney not being high.  Because the choices were… A: high B: a fuckin idiot.C: a fuckin idiot!"A" looks pretty attractive if those are the choices.  It seems to indicate that there might be a few hours a day when you're not a complete mess.  You have something to blame it on.  Because if it's not drugs, instead of a wise owl with glasses and a graduation cap in your brain that tells you not to act like a complete retard, Britney has an old goat eating a boot.