BRITNEY IS DOING GREAT

The memory of her two kids quickly fading, Britney Spears hid out in Baja for seven hours yesterday because she heard her family was about to have her committed to a psychiatric ward, according to new reports. She and her new paparazzi BFF Adnana Ghalib hatched an elaborate plan, leaking stories that they were flying to either New York, Hawaii, Las Vegas or Barbados. They hired at least two private jets, teams of security and numerous limos to create the diversion, then they drove to Mexico. Shockingly, the only agency that seems to be getting new pictures of Britney Spears is Finalpix, the agency Ghalib works for. The Daily Mail says:

Spears and Ghalib arrived at the Rosarito Beach Hotel in Baja California at about 3pm US time on Wednesday. The singer – wearing a pink wig – checked into a junior suite costing £110 a night. Once in Mexico, she stocked up on fake designer gear, buying two fake Gucci handbags, while Ghalib bought religious memorabilia. But just before 10pm, she and Adnan, 35, checked out and headed back to her Beverly Hills home. Back in LA they stopped off at Spears' house before heading to Starbucks in Encino. Last night they were spotted dining at Taverna Tony in Malibu.

It's so romantic that Britney was out there looking for her one true love, and it turns out he was right there all along, stalking her 24 hours a day and digging through her trash. What a coincidence. This story has really taught me a lot about the magic of life, love and destiny.