BRITNEY IS A GOOD MOM

Yesterday Britney Spears finally sat down and gave her court ordered deposition after skipping it the first 97 times, and now it is said she wants to see her kids again and her attorneys are planning to ask the court to allow, "monitored visitation in a therapeutic setting."  I know it sounds like a long shot because up until now she's ignored the court at every turn and done whatever the hell she wants, but don't worry, TMZ says she’s going to get the mental help she needs.  But not in the normal way, in a "creative way" (ie – "half-assed").

Commissioner Scott Gordon has repeatedly ordered Britney Spears to undergo a psychological evaluation but she has refused to comply.Brit's family and professionals have devised a plan to get her mental health help in a "creative way." Evaluating bipolar disorder is a long process. If it's done (in the normal way), the results are submitted to the court. If the Commish were to accept the alternative form of treatment, a doctor-patient privilege could prevent certain information from making its way to the court (unless the privilege is waived).

Hasn't this bitch had enough chances, and didn't she screw up the last one like 5 minutes ago?  What kind of message would it send to her to cave instantly?  The only way she should be allowed to even speak to those kids is with smoke signals from a hundred miles a way.  And if she does that for 6 months without somehow turning them both gay, she can move up to blowing into a big conch shell on the side of a cliff.