BRITNEY HAS IT ALL FIGURED OUT

Just one day after it was revealed that Adnan Ghalib had already sold intimate pictures he took of Britney Spars soon after he became her best friend in the world two weeks ago, the Insider is reporting that Britney has driven off to vacation in Mexico with him.

Check out the latest footage of BRITNEY SPEARS and her new paparazzi pal ADNAN GHALIB! Despite rumors that the pop singer flew to New York, "The Insider" has learned that she drove down to Rosarito Beach, Mexico, Wednesday with Adnan. The two were seen there shopping late yesterday and cruising around in Britney's black Cadillac Escalade.

Just once it would be awesome if there was a famous celebrity who wasn't a complete and total retard.  Britney could wake up in a circle of candles and blood and you could talk your way out of it if you said something about a healing aura and then swung a stuffed bear around on some fishing line.  She would absolutely believe that you were magic.  Maybe even god.