WHY NOT

What is clear is that Kevin Federline and Paris Hilton were getting very friendly this weekend at the nightclub Pure in Caesars Palace in Vegas.  Whats not clear is who stepped up to who first and what, if anything, they did after that.  The Sun UK says

Finally, he plucked up courage and went over, gave her a kiss and then whispered something in her ear. The pair immediately began laughing together.An onlooker said: “It looked as though they were getting quite friendly.”

This is in stark contrast to what Page Six says about the exact same event.

Seems like Kevin Federline has had enough drama for one year. The divorced dad-of-four dissed Paris Hilton during a December 30 party at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas. The celebutante, who was hosting the pre-New Year’s Eve celebration, shimmied up to Kevin in a sequined dress and made her move — only to be rejected by the newly single stay-at-home playboy.“Paris whispered some pretty sweet and enticing words in Kevin's ear,” a Federline family insider told PageSix.com. “She basically asked him where he was staying and if he wanted to visit her in her own suite.” According to the source, Kevin passed, but he said, “It will not be so easy to deny her next time.”

I'm inclined to believe Page Six because it's American and America is so fucking bad ass.  The Brits are cool but they add U to words for absolutely no reason and they eat food in disgusting combinations, so it makes me think they're up to something.  But realistically, I'm sure Paris fucked KFed because what the hell else are they gonna do?  She's a whore and he's an idiot.  What did you think they were gonna do, read the Velveteen Rabbit to orphans.