TONY PARKER IS ALL SUE-Y

Lat week, X17 Online claimed that San Antonio Spurs point guard Tony Parker was cheating on his wife, "Desperate Housewives" star Eva Longoria, with hot piece of ass model Alexandra Paressant.  Parker vehemently denied these allegations and now he's suing X17 for 20 million.

In the lawsuit, filed today in L.A. County Superior Court, Parker alleges X17 defamed him, claiming, "X17 had to know that the story was false, or at the very least, it had to have entertained serious doubts about the credibility of its supposed source."X17 published stories that French model Alexandra Paressant had "an affair with Mr. Eva Longoria and that the two carried on a secret relationship for about two months."The suit states, "Tony Parker has never had sexual relations with a woman named Alexandra Paressant."

Implying that Parker could get a girl like Alexandra on her back is maybe the nicest thing anyone will ever say about him, so it's hard to know what he's so pissed off about.  I'm sure this was Eva's idea.  Her ego can't take it.  Alexandra said Eva was boring in bed, that she didn't do certain positions and didn't do facials.  Which sounds like she just lays there and complains.  So basically fucking Eva Longoria is like fucking the pillow, except more whiny and more ugly.  Hot, yes?