THIS IS BETTER

Paris Hilton is in Berlin all this week, making an ass out of herself as always, but technically there to promote a canned wine named Rich Prosecco.  I know that sounds delicious and you wish you had some right now, but it's not due to be released in America until next year.  Or at least that's the plan.  In America, they should change the name to Rich Never Gonna Happen because we're not gonna buy wine in a god damn can.  Maybe the Germans will but the Germans are fuckin nuts and you shouldn't really makes plans based on what the Germans do.  The point to all this is as part of the promotion they painted Paris gold and took naked pictures.  Why?  Because the Germans are millionaire perverts, and this is the kind of stuff they just love. 

(another picture here, hq here and here)