TERI HATCHER HAS BEAUTY SECRETS

Teri Hatcher is being sued for over 2 million dollars by a cosmetics company called Hydroderm for breach of contract.  In 2005, Hatcher signed a deal to exclusively promote Hydroderm products and specifically a lip gloss called Lip Serum.  Despite that, she immediately began to promote a lip gloss for a rival company called CityLips.  Hydrodrem claims Hatcher was actually promoting 17 other companies, despite an exclusive deal with them.  The Daily Mail says:

According to the suit, last summer the company learned Hatcher was also promoting CityLips, a lip plumper made by City Cosmetics which competes with Hydroderm's lip plumper, called Volumizing Lip Serum.Hatcher appeared in promotional materials for CityLips, said she was a "fan" of the product, credited it with "helping her appear beautiful at an awards event," and gave CityLips gift bags to guests at her birthday party.The suit also alleges that Hatcher promoted other products, but does not name them."Hatcher's name, image and likeness have been linked to so many competitors' products (at least 17!) that it is anyone's guess as to what product keeps her skin and lips youthful," said the lawsuit.

It really is anyone’s guess as to what products keep her looking so young and sexy.  Lip gloss?  Botox?  Gypsy potions?  If I saw a picture of Teri Hatcher followed by the words "lip gloss", I would assume it was some kind of warning.  There should be a banner at the bottom with a skull and crossbones and then, "Side effects may include thin manly lips, facial paralysis, giganticism, inappropriately high self esteem, and a general poor attitude.  Do not use Lip Serum if you are pregnant or may become pregnant.  Lip Serum is made from a gel found only on a smoldering rock we saw in our yard one day that presumably fell to earth from outer space.  Do not look directly at Lip Serum.  Do not taunt Lip Serum."