SHILOH IS AN OUTCAST

The Daily Mail says that Angelina Jolie is doing her best to put her biological child into years of therapy, as she recently told a magazine that her daughter Shiloh is the family outcast.

The actress – who has adopted three other children from around the world – said in a revealing interview that her only biological child, fathered by actor Brad Pitt, is the odd one out because of her bright blonde hair."She looks like Brad. It's funny because she's almost going to be the outcast in the family because she's blonde and blue-eyed," Jolie said.“I felt so much more for Madd, Zahara and Pax because they were survivors," she continued."Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born.  But I'm conscious that I have to make sure I don't ignore her needs, just because I think the others are more vulnerable."

I'm torn because on one hand, it's mean to rank your kids in a magazine, and have your own kid come in dead last.  Angelina might as well grade them.  Like for Pax, she could write, "A+ at hiding in trees, digging traps".  For Zahara, "looks like Rowlf from Muppet Babies, and Rowlf was funny."  "Shiloh needs improvement.  Kinda dumb.  Thinning hair.  Hates Jews?"  On the other hand, no well adjusted girls ever go into porno, it's only screwed up ones, and Angelina is well on her way to fuckin this one up.  That means the biological daughter of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt could end up stripping.  And if you're a guy, and that didn't give you a raging hard-on, go back to the morgue, because you've been dead for several days.