SCARLETT IS PISSED

Us magazines cover story this week has a prominent picture of Scarlett Johansson and it asks the question, "Did they or didn't they".  It's all about A-listers in Hollywood getting plastic surgery.  And even though Us quotes her as once saying, "I definitely believe in plastic surgery. I don't want to be an old hag", now Scarlett is threatening to sue Us for implying she's had surgery.  Her lawyer says:

"US Weekly's cover story regarding Scarlett Johansson and its clear implication that she has had plastic or cosmetic surgery on her nose is an outrageous and defamatory fabrication lacking any conceivable basis or proof, despite vehement denials by Ms. Johansson prior to publication," reads a statement from her rep, exclusively to OK!. "Not surprisingly, US magazine cannot provide the dates when she supposedly had this surgery, who performed the surgery, or what was supposedly done — all because there simply is no truth to the story. The publication made a pathetic attempt to validate its story by using two cover photos of Scarlett that were taken years apart with obviously different make-up and lighting, and then relying on an "expert’s opinion” (based solely on looking at the two photos) on what "might" have been done. It wasn't."

And Scarlett tells OK!:

"I have always been straightforward with the press regarding my body image and I am very concerned that my fans (and perhaps even my employers) will feel mislead. Thus, I feel compelled to take immediate legal action against US Weekly."

I don't know if she got surgery or not, but it certainly looks like her nose went from big to less big.  Maybe she's just been working out.  I'm not sure how that works.  I don't worry about this stuff because I'm so naturally hot.  It's why in high school, I was presented with a jewel encrusted goblet after being voted "King of Bitches".