PARIS MIGHT BE CRAZY

I don't know why Paris Hilton is going to parties surrounded by strangers where she doesn't know anyone, but apparently she is.  And the results are fantastic.  Fox News says:

Our spies also spotted Hilton at the Versace Mansion in Miami on Saturday night, only she wasn't partying — she was wandering around all night "pretending" to be on her cell. "It was interesting," said our insider. "She didn't know a lot of the people there and obviously felt uncomfortable, so she chatted away on her phone to phantom friends, at one point it even started to beep while she talking. …"

Pretending to be on the phone does sound like a pretty clever way to fake popularity at a party. Just don't do it with a regular corded phone because you're too poor to buy a cell phone. Eventually people will notice your phone isn't even plugged in and they'll laugh. Not that I care, I hated this stupid party anyway.