MARCIA CROSS IS NAKED

In October of last year, the story broke that over 200 naked pictures of "Desperate Housewives" star Marcia Cross, taken by her husband, were for sale to the highest bidder.  The story was that a company had been hired to remove trash from Marcia's home, the pictures were mistakenly put in the trash, and therefore she did not legally own them any more (more on that here).  Now, over a year later, the first few pictures have been leaked.  And here they are.  When asked for a comment, Marica said, "I'm pale and bony, just kind of unfortunate looking all the way around, so I don't see what the big deal is."  When reached in his palatial manor home, one top blogger agreed.  "Yeah that bitch is a mess and her kitty is freakin me out. Is there some kind of razor shortage I don’t know about?  It looks like she's giving birth to a clown."