JAMIE JAMIE JAMIE!!!

JAMIE LYNN IS GETTING PAID – Jamie Lynn and Lynne Spears will receive at least one million dollars from OK! magazine as part of the deal for giving them the exclusive news that Jamie is pregnant.  OK! will also get the first pictures of the baby in the spring.  With any luck, they will also get someone to color Jamie's roots by then.

JAMIE IS FURIOUS – Jamie Spears (the dad, not the whore) is reportedly furious with his ex-wife for selling the story of their daughters teen pregnancy to a tabloid and "extremely depressed" that Jamie is "ruining her life".  No word yet on how he feels about having a girls name.  THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER WAS RIGHT – back in late July, the National Enquirer was the first to report that Jamie Lynn Spears was pregnant.  They were promptly sued, even though now it seems they were correct (various sources say today she is much further along than the 12 weeks she claims).  But awesome gets awesomer, as the NE is emailing people like me the angry letter they received when the story broke:

"Ms. Spears is a devout Christian with a spotless reputation, who lives in accordance with the highest moral and ethical standards in accordance with her faith.There is no “rumor concerning Ms. Spears' (non-existent) pregnancy, except perhaps for the baseless rumor just now being created by the National Enquirer.Ms. Spears is not pregnant. It is pathetic for the National Enquirer to attempt to create a wholly baseless rumor that Ms. Spears is pregnant, so it can run a malicious story and false story which would be emotionally devastating to a morally upright 16 year old girl."

Too bad she wasn't physically upright too, maybe this wouldn't have happened. Zing!